By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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