Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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