But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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