Ambien. No doubt about it.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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