I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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