I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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