Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Let's paint friendship bongs
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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