I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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