and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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