do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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