I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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