Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
there is glitter all over my balls
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