If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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