I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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