Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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