East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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