my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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