i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
