he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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