Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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