Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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