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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.

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  What?

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  A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

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• (760): View more from California

  She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.

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