I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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