Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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