Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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