Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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