i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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