I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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