so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
