Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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