Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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