I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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