How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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