.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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