Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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