Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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