dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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