k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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