just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
