so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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