yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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