Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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