how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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