yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
