normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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