My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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