I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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