david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
