And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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