So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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