What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
In America we eat man semen.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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