i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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