i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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