lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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